Boston Red Sox jokes

Boston Red Sox jokes

Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?

A: One chokes only in October.

Q: What's the difference between a Titanic survivor and an attendee of the last Red Sox World Series win?

A: You may still be able to find a living Titanic survivor.

Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?

A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

Q. What song do Boston Red Sox fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?

A. Nobody knows. There are no fans left to sing.

Q. How many Boston Red Sox does it take to change a tire?

A. One. Unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q. What is the difference between a Red Sox fan and a baby?

A. Even the baby stops whining after a while.

 On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.

 

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

 

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

 

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

 

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

 

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

 

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"

 

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

 

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

 

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

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