Funny jokes about Beyonce
So Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a kid. Wow, that kid will have everything. Except a last name.
What's the difference between Beyonce and God ?
God doesn't walk around thinking he's Beyonce !
So Beyonce and Jay-Z have decided to name their baby. He is called Bay-B
What's the difference between Beyonce and a large Pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Who kiled beyonce?
All the Single Ladies
How can Beyonce make a million dollars playing?
Start with two million.
Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?"
Because black people had no rights!
What's the difference between Beyonce and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What's the difference between Beyonce and a pit bull?
How do you put a sparkle in a Beyonce's eye?
Shine a torch in her ear.
What's the definition of an optimist?
Beyonce with a mortgage.