Beyonce jokes

Funny jokes about Beyonce

 

So Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a kid. Wow, that kid will have everything. Except a last name.

 

What's the difference between Beyonce and God ?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Beyonce !

 

So Beyonce and Jay-Z have decided to name their baby. He is called Bay-B

 

What's the difference between Beyonce and a large Pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

Who kiled beyonce?

All the Single Ladies

 

How can Beyonce make a million dollars playing?

Start with two million.

 

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?"

Because black people had no rights!

 

What's the difference between Beyonce and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

What's the difference between Beyonce and a pit bull?

The jewelry.

 

How do you put a sparkle in a Beyonce's eye?

Shine a torch in her ear.

 

What's the definition of an optimist?

Beyonce with a mortgage.

 

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