Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
Q: What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
A: They became Flatman and Ribbon.
-Why did Bruce's date go badly?
-Because he has BAT breath!
-What does Batgirl wear to bed?
-Her Dark Knight gown!
-What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
-Get in the Batmobile Robin!
A man goes for a job interview, the employer asks: "Whats your worst weakness," to which the man replies "I have trouble knowing the difference between reality and fiction". The employer then asks..."Whats your greatest strength?" The man then says "IM BATMAN!"
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp".
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent"
Your mum is so stupid, that she threw a baseball at Batman