Barbie jokes

Barbie jokes

Not long ago the manufacturers of the Barbie doll came out with

a new style of Barbie that was more realistically proportioned.

The doll featured a fuller face, smaller bust, larger waist and

wider hips.  Today they announced they will also introduce a new

Ken doll.  The new "Doctor Ken" doll will be in stores next month.

Face lift, breast enlargement and liposuction equipment accessories

sold separately.

 

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a box!

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."

The new tattooed Barbie doll is too edgy for some parents. Because of the uproar, Mattell has halted production on the pierced clitoris Barbie.

What do u call 10 barbies in a row ..??

A barbiequeue .. 

 

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